Shit Women With Law Degrees Say

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WHere did we go?

Facebook REMOVED us.

After years of being jailed and suspended, we were finally "unpublished" by Facebook shortly after your admins dealt with warnings for posting memes about the Capitol Rioters. None were vulgar, none had false info, but Podium Guy and Q Shaman memes did us in. TO BE CLEAR, they unpublished a page called Shit Women With Law Degrees Say within days of our 5th page-iversary and we were followed buy 195,026 people, primarily women... liberal women lawyers. It is realllly difficult to think that we weren't intentionally silenced, but who knows. We had a massive reach with our posts and the analytics were pretty intense.

I know a lot of other pages were taken down in advance of the Inauguration but we survived that, we made it into February, 2021. I believe we also had a warning for referring to something as "stupid" or something. We've been able to rebuild a back-up Facebook page called Shit Women With Law Degrees Say - The Remix and in 2 months we've gotten our numbers to a little over 15,000 people and have a daily reach of about a million. We may be able to delete all content on the old page and be able to re-publish, but we're already getting sanctioned on the new page and it's not looking promising for our future.

If you read our old blogs about our dream to run an online forum for women lawyers... we're still working on that, the site exists, it is a pay-site. The pandemic found us scrambling to make sure we could still run our solo practices and everything regarding the forum dream went on hold. Our site developers had to take care of themselves and they've joined other companies and cannot do freelance work anymore. We'd even had trouble finding an accountant because we had at least one who did not like our politics. ha.

So, I'm trying to find someone to help with the website, Mamba's trying to get our new awesome accountant sorted out, and I have had little time to design stuff for you all here, I do the designing and Mamba does the details like shipping, as this site is what is called a drop-ship site and each item is printed off at the time it is ordered and shipped to you from the printing company.  

So now, if anyone is here reading these days, you're up to date. Cheers! Patsy

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